do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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