i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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