He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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