We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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