I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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