my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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