The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
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do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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