The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
There are leaves in my underwear?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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