First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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