I want to have your abortion
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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