Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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