I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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