ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
send nudes
from the living room?
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