that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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