Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heโs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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