I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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