Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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