I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
This is the high leading the old right now
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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