if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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