Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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