i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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