do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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