people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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