i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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