I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
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how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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