Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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