I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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