i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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