dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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