you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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