plz talk dirty to me
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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