y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Randomize