he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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