I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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