Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
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He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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