If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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