That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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