**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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