I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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