Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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