Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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