Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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