If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
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when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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