the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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