I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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