I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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