Pregnant stripper...not hot.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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