sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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