She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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