Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Boobs are out for the taking
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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