By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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